Why was the computer cold at work?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?