What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?