Which is the worst season?
Tax season.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did he change his bike's tires?