Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Families are like fudge.