Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do fleas travel?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?