Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What tree has the most bark?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Do dads always snore?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?