What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal has the most fun?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?