Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?