Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What bird is always sad?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do goldfish go camping?