Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you give a sick lemon?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are goats so funny?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?