Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do scientists freshen their breath?