Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?