Why do moms make good vintners?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How did the toad die?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?