Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?