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On their dori-toes.
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How does a polar bear build a house?
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What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
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