Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?