Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?