What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?