Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which insect makes the best father?