What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?