How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?