Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What bird is always sad?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?