What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?