Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?