What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a forklift?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?