Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How much does freedom weigh?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do some people love eating snails?