What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?