What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do math teachers eat?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is another name for a cow?
How does a squid go into battle?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?