Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which dance will a chicken not do?