What season begins with a thud?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the cat so small?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is the most attractive fruit?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?