Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where does a scientist wizard work?