What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How does a cow do math?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the sickly elevator say?