What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do tough ducks come from?
A book just fell on my head.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What siblings are always sad?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?