What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What does winter fat turn into?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a sad latte?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?