What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?