Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the most determined bird?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?