Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?