Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?