Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?