Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do horses reside?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What animal has more lives than a cat?