How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call an angry monkey?