What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
