How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where was Noah born?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?