What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What bird is always sad?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?