Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How long will dinner be?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?