What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the fish blush?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How does dinner smell?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?