Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the student eat their homework?