Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do bees say in the summer?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What animals make the best students?
Why are goats so funny?