What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?