Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?