What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?