Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why was the spider so smart?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the frog starve?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?