Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the cow cross the road?