Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?