Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?