What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Where do horses reside?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?