What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?