Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What tree has the most bark?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What words make the best athletes?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?