What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What bird helps you stay dry?