What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are goats so funny?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What birds make average students?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?