What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the mime upset?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?