What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?