Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What game do bats excel at?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What car always breaks the rules?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?