Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is summer always sad?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?