How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?