What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Car assurance.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?