What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do trees try new things so often?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What fish sings the best?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call two birds in love?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?