What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the paper say to the pencil?