What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why is spring the oddest season?