Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What animal floats best?