What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?