What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where do books sleep?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?