What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?