Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?