Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?