Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do fairies always drink?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?