What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What birds always travel in twos?