What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?