Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?