What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What game do mice love to play?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where was Noah born?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a taco bless the table?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the loudest sport?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?