What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is a table you can eat?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How does a squid go into battle?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?