What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why can't you trust a pig?