Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?