Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?