Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?