What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?