What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What sports are both plant-based?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do horses reside?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why does Jesus drive so much?