Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
She always felt a little sheepish.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?