Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a very small Valentine?