Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does Rudolph call his wife?