Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where does laundry go to college?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?