What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?