What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do little fish love to play with?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?