Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do automobiles fly?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do cats wear to work?