Can February March?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
The museum curator needed a break.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are maps such great therapists?