I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the cat so small?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the waiter ask the frog?