Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.