What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which family member has tusks?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?