Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?