What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal has the most fun?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is the smallest lion?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What game does chlorine never lose?
When should baseball players wear armor?