What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where does breakfast live?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What bird is losing its hair?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.