What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the window need an aspirin?