What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish sings the best?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?