Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What makes pirates such good singers?