Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How was the wedding?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a forklift?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?