Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
When do ghosts love to go camping?