Two silkworms got in a fight.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.