Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?