Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?