Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What sport do horses love to play?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?