What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do you arrest a pig?