What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?