Where do horses reside?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do math teachers eat?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do bears keep cool?