Who invented fractions?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How did the vampire start his letter?