What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?