Why is money so stubborn?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?