What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the fish blush?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?