What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What type of barrel breaks easily?